Steve Kraus: Actor, writer, director: sometimes. Geek: always.
Went walking, came across this. @Walter
Mother & son.
A conversation just now between my wife and I while discussing things to do with hot dogs.
Nicole: You know what I used to do? Butterfly the hot dog, lay down some cheese and put bacon over it. Then bake it.
Me: No. Got one better. Butterfly the dogs, stuff them with cheese, WRAP the dog in bacon and deep fry it.
Me: WAIT! Pat me on the back now for you shall pass out from the deliciousness I am about to express. Butterfly the dogs, stuff them with cheese, wrap them in bacon and then before you deep fry them, dip ‘em in corn dog batter.
Me: What, wait. WHAT? Why not?
Nicole: Don’t like it as much.
Me: How can you not like it? It’s perfection!
Nicole: Nope. Don’t like it.
Me: You’re not American.